Father Peter: hello, Peter Manuel
Clare: Hi father, I was just wondering if we are allowed to play secular music in your church for our wedding ceremony?
Father Peter: Yes of course, I believe most music can be sacred, whaddya have in mind.. some BLACK SABBATH, METALLICA?
Clare: Nah, I was thinking more accadacca, gunners.
Father Peter: sounds like a good wedding
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